We are in this together, we always have been. No fanbase is like ours here in and around the Motor City and the great state of Michigan. Our loyalty runs deep, rooted in the Honolulu blue-collar spirit that built this great city. Every season we ride the broke-down-Boblo rollercoaster of hope and heartbreak, but this year, the buzz is different - like super fkn different. There's a fire burning in this team and in the maniacal minds of fans who believe this could finally be our year. We’re ready to stand by our Lions, game by game, and see if this season will be the one that roars the loudest. LFG!
Week One: Detroit Lions vs. LameA Rams
Day: Sunday
Date: 09/08/2024
Time: 8:20PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit Rock City
Holy smokes Ford Field is going to be BANGING! The Fans - more than likely - in seats, double to quad stacked with beers, high fiving, chanting, singing, screaming and creative an environment not yet unleashed unto mankind, womankind, kiddokind, plantkind or if they were here, dinosaurkind.
You know LA is pissed that they have to deal with Kelly Stafford’s BS, I mean, pissed about last year’s playoff loss and will be coming out angry. Who cares?!
DWD calls it:
Lions 28 - Rams 14
Week Two: Detroit Lions vs. Buccaneer Mayfields
Day: Sunday
Date: 09/15/2024
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit What
This guy…Baker. Played some scrappy ball. But, let’s make sure we calm that squirrely rabbit down and handle business in Week #2 of the NFL schedule. Ford Field should be good and warmed up with expectations set in week one.
DWD calls it:
Lions 42 - Bucs 20
Week Three: Detroit Lions at AirConditionedizona
Day: Sunday
Date: 09/12/2024
Time: 4:25PM
Place: State Farm Stadium
Location: Glendale, Arizona
The show goes on the road. Last year Lion Nation, #OnePride showed out at opposing team stadiums. Will the trend continue this year? Will a billionaire or two buy up all the secondary market tickets and fly fans down? (Hey, we can make up scenarios and dream, can’t we?!)
DWD calls it:
Lions 44 - Cards 24
Week Four: Detroit Lions vs. Seattle Seagulls
Day: Monday
Date: 09/30/2024
Time: 8:15PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
Sick of these guys. Flat out sick of this team. The 12th man comes to Detroit, but the Lions have the 313! The Lions will be coming back to home after hitting the road and the fans will be anxious to show them that Ford Field love.
DWD calls it:
Lions 37 - Beachbirds 27
Week Five: BYE WEEK
Week Six: Detroit Lions at Jerryland R Us
Day: Sunday
Date: 10/13/2024
Time: 4:25PM
Place: AT&T Stadium
Location: Arlington, Not Dallas, Texas
Glitz vs. Grit. The D vs Big D. Oil vs. Auto.
The home cooking is always on the stove when you play the Cheatboys. But screw it, we’re winning, big!
DWD calls it:
Lions 44 - Cowpeople 24
Week Seven: Detroit Lions at Minnesota Purple Uniforms
Day: Sunday
Date: 10/20/2024
Time: 1:00PM
Place: U.S. Bank Stadium
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, Eh
The NFC North battle where the Lions march north to Minnesota to keep the train rolling. The Vikings aren't going out quietly, until they are…
DWD calls it:
Lions 35 - Purple Blonds 28
Week Eight: Detroit Lions vs. Tennesseeya Get Outta Here
Day: Sunday
Date: 10/27/2024
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
DWD calls it:
Lions 27 - Kevin Dyson Has Short Arms 26
Week Nine: Detroit Lions vs. Green Bay Wisconsiners
Day: Sunday
Date: 11/03/2024
Time: 4:25PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
Division Rival, at home. Packer fans travel well…what say you, Ford Field, what say you?! Late afternoon game. People will be well seasoned and oiled. Also, we hate the Green Bayers.
DWD calls it:
Lions 31 - Desmond Howard Won Super Bowl MVP and Not Brett Favrevre 24
Week Ten: Detroit Lions at Houston Houstoners
Day: Sunday
Date: 11/10/2024
Time: 8:20PM
Place: NRG Stadium
Location: Houston, Texas
Houston, do we have a problem? Sunday Night. On the road. No problem, here!
DWD calls it:
Lions 46 - Texas Houstons 34
Week Eleven: Detroit Lions vs. Northern Florida Jaguars
Day: Sunday
Date: 11/17/2024
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
Trap game. One o’clock, ticking past 10 games…Moving towards Thanksgiving. This is definitely one that stands out for some reason and we only score 20.
DWD calls it:
Lions 20- The back of Mrs. Calloway’s Jaguar 19
Week Twelve: Detroit Lions at Indiana Horse Ponies
Day: Sunday
Date: 11/24/2024
Time: 1:00PM
Place:Lucas Oil Stadium
Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
Let’s go ahead and keep the party train moving. All aboard!
DWD calls it:
Lions 38 - Indiana Horsies 23
Week Thirteen: Detroit Lions vs. Da Bears
Day: Thursday
Date: 11/28/2024
Time: 12:30PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
Gobble Gobble.
DWD calls it:
Lions 45 - Caleb Wontiams 18
Week Fourteen: Detroit Lions vs. Cheese Bay
Day: Thursday
Date: 12/05/2024
Time: 8:15PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
Nope! Not this week, either!
DWD calls it:
Lions 48 - Squeaky Cheeses 35
Week Fifteen: Detroit Lions vs. Buffalo Wild Bills
Day: Thursday
Date: 12/15/2024
Time: 4:25PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
Video game football in this one. Lions outlast and score big.
DWD calls it:
Lions 54 - Saucy Billed Plataloes 46
Week Sixteen: Detroit Lions at Da Bears
Day: Sunday
Date: 12/22/2024
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
This one feels chilly and Caleb ain’t ready for that. Offense Stalls and we score a defensive TD to win!
DWD calls it:
Lions 18 - Saucy Billed Plataloes 13
Week Seventeen: Detroit Lions at Santa Clara San Franciscos
Day: Monday
Date: 12/30/2024
Time: 8:15PM
Place: Levi’s Stadium
Location: Santa Clara, California
No comment needed.
DWD calls it:
Lions 38 - Not San Fran 24
Week Eighteen: Detroit Lions vs. Minnie Vikes
Day: Sunday
Date: 01/052024
Time: -:--PM
Place: Ford Field
Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan
Close it out and let’s get to the playoffs!
DWD calls it:
Lions 24 - Purple Nurples 14
